Texting Your Ex Counts as Writing, Right?: Letting the Days Go By

The person I text the most on any given day is my soon-to-be ex-wife. So odd. I'm sure she can't say the same for me. She needs to go to text-aholics anonymous.

We generally get along better via text. But we also have text arguments sometimes. That's right. Text. Fucking. Arguments.

It's pretty pathetic. For both of us, really. But don't fret, we are not on the verge of getting back together or anything. She and her girlfriend—yes, I said girlfriend (can I be any more like Ross Geller?)—are getting pretty hot and heavy it seems.

So most of my writing today has been...texts to my ex.

I totally HAVE told my self, "this is not my beautiful wife."