An Unscheduled Cold. How Rude!

Crap. I think I'm sick. But I don't have the time to spare, so I'm gonna have to ask you, cold, to postpone your unscheduled appointment. I mean, really. You're like one of my more disrespectful students who believe they can barge in any time and demand immediate attention to their issues above all else in the world. Grow up, cold. Fucking loser.